9. Extra-Religion -
7. Bad things happen in 3's - Why is it that bad things happen in 3's. If you get a flat tire, that's 1. If you then hurt your hand while changing that tire. That's 2. If you find out that your new insurance plan has a 1500$ deductible before anything pays, that's 3. WHEW! Now I can count on no more bad things happening. Until the next one happens and starts a new cycle of 3 bad things happening. I'm waiting for it. Actually it's because by the time I've counted to 3, I've lost interest. 3 seems to be a very mystical number what with the shape of a triangle and all. Pyramid power!!! It's all about the 3.
6. My Lucky X -
3. Good Karma - 'What would you do with the money if you won it?' reply 'Well I'd give most of it to Charity....'. Yeah. of course you would. The Gods of luck listen to this prayer with deaf ears. I'm sure they have been fooled before by the 'look at the good I will do' ruse. NEVER AGAIN. And yet people still try it. They espouse all of the things they would do with windfall money to help those around them so naturally the Cosmos will think it fitting to give this person a large bonus because it will go to a good cause. After all the only thing better than a good person that will give all their winnings to charity is a benevolent supreme being smart enough to recognize my good intent. If I won a lottery I would probably sell my house and live on a cruise ship the rest of my life getting larger and larger on wonderful cruise food until my arteries had hardened to the point that it acutally sunk the ship. God himself could not sink this ship indeed. Actually, If I had near infinite wealth, the only way you would know about it is that I would suddenly be writing a lot more blogs because I would have a LOT more free time on my hands. And of course my cool car and several homes and the person I would hire to impersonate me in case jealous people wanted to assassinate me for being so gosh darn lucky. If I do anything good with the money, it would be clearly coincidental. God knows this. That's why I'm not winning.
As always! Thanks for reading. If you have any ideas for top 10's I would love to hear em!