I've noticed that some people have become the Gas Gestapo. It's not enough to witness a malodorous moment, but they must find the locus of the offense. Alright, who did that?!? is usually the first NCIS like query. The line of questioning could go on as the evidence dissipates and the accuser is left with nothing more than the rancor of a scent left unoriginated. Many times this Columbo of cheese cutting will be confronted with the age old wisdom. 'He who smelt it...dealt it'. This because in American society at least, the rule of gas is Don't ask, Don't smell. This Quaker like adherance to the Doctrine of the sin of smell is what makes it all the more funny.
Once again. My mom never reads this blog, so I'm pretty safe.
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