- Fast Illness - Best way to go for everyone. You know you are going to die, and now you are given a relative clock for how fast it's going to be. The reason this is nice is that you get to take care of all of your affairs before you go. Move money around, avoid taxes for your loved one, get everything taken care of so you leave with a clean house. What is that fast illness you ask? I'm not sure. It's the kind where the Doctor says 'I won't sugar coat this, you have 3 weeks to live'. There has to be a few of them that science doesn't have a 'treatment' where they keep you on the hook for the drugs for as long as you can draw breath.
Well, I'd invite you to try to keep on not dying, if for no other reason, I can use all the readers I can get.